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telekin-ian:

zoe-of-the-veil:

gingerweed-man:

tilthat:

TIL a man once sued McDonalds for $1.5 million because of “emotional distress” he suffered after receiving just 1 napkin with his meal.

via reddit.com

Except no that’s not what happened, that’s not why he sued, he sued because when he went to ask for more napkins, the staff started racially harassing him, all over fucking napkins. As for the amount, ut was probably exaggerated by the lawyer so when the court shrinks it, McDonalds would still have to pay at least something.


There are no such things as frivolous lawsuits made by individual people.

McDonald’s (and most businesses) have insanely good pr departments. The woman who sued McDonald’s for being burned by their coffee was turned into the face of “people will sue over anything” because suing over coffee being hot sounds ridiculous, right? Except for she was literally burned to the bone. The pictures are nauseating. What she went through was horrifying.


If you ever find yourself ridiculing an individual on a company’s behalf you’re probably just repeating pr propaganda

This is one of several hills I will die on.

(via klng-krule)

16 1 / 2019

kingcheddarxvii:

“Not all men” I say, “there is but one who is purely good.” But which man am I referring to? In Iceland, deep in the woods and the snow, there lives a lad raised by wolves who feasts upon sunbeams and loves all of nature, unburdened by man’s sins. Tenderly, he strokes a hungry squirrel, sharing with her the last acorns of the autumn harvest. A tear rolls down his cheek. Who is he

(via thebootydiaries)

16 1 / 2019

homo-nerd-grizz:

tequilarosado:

boy2use:

mrinterpreter:

If your masculinity is threatened by a razer advert, it is fragile indeed.

Fuck you. Men are tired of male bashing. Most men are good, decent men looking out for their family. The problem with this ad campaign is it paints a broad stroke that alll men are rapists and evil. Go fuck yourselves simps and manginas . A razor company and you cucks will not tell me how to raise my son.

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fragile af

I’ve never seen that gif… As a gif…

(via klng-krule)

16 1 / 2019

cisnowflake:

crystallizednebula:

mrcloudyfun:

1-800-pool-boy:

lolsofunny:

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OMG OMG OMG

instead of classes… FANDOMS!!

I WOULD BE THE HAPPIEST PERSON ON THIS PLANET.

Can uniforms be optional tho

Instead can our uniforms depend on the fandom? Like Harry Potter robes, Elven cloaks, Sherlock scarves, Dalton suits… 

I’d be a mess of multiple uniforms.

I’M COMING HOME, I’M COMING HOME. TELL THE WORLD I’M COMING HOME.

How to Survive Hell, Heaven, and Purgatory taught by Professors D. Winchester, S. Winchester, and C. Winchester


 

//I’d have so much fun in a SPN uniform.

History taught by Dr. Doctor

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Is this another one of those “things you find at the scene of a disaster” kind of posts?

Yes

Oh my god

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16 1 / 2019

collegehumor:
“Nice
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16 1 / 2019

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16 1 / 2019

allsadnshit:

ailaalue:

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful?
me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

I’ve been laughing at this on and off for two straight days

(via juandankburritos)